Watch out! Robin Rare is back for a forth installment of tales from his strange life. This time he's in a van full of colleagues as they head to Brighton for a two day convention. Dirk the rusty woman magnet, Marie one time brief girlfriend of Rare before the teeth incident. You have David a Welshman even though his parents are from Cornwall the clotted cream place. Margaret a woman who is obsessed with trying to be normal and steering clear of sexually perverted people. Andy who cannot feel anything below his waste and a few others. Have a brief look at what's in for you in this tale of woe (Not a Chinese tale)...

“It was after I told him he was a fake that he lost his job at the local store as Xmas man. In the end he tried to find a Santa job and was told he was too old and a bit on the loopy side. The police were called out on several occasions to remove him. The last incident was in the store when he sneaked into the ladies toilets. A woman opened up the cubical to find him sitting there saying; ‘Come and sit on my knee little girl and I will make your wish come true.’” Robin washed a solitary tear from his eye. “Shortly after that he died in the wardrobe.”
Marie looked up at the doctor. “Don’t ask and I’m certainly not going to explain that one, especially if it deviates from other things he’s related.”
“Anything else we need to know about your father?”
“Oh he was a cross dresser.”
Ivory ran over and got his pad out, noting others were as well. “Into mixed clothes was he?”
“A sexual pervert eh?” Margaret added with glee, only to get a disapproving look from the doc.
“Oh yes, he always got angry when mother used to make him get ready for shopping on Saturdays. He hated shopping, it put him in a bad mood all morning.”
Ivory had heard enough off the strange man, he climbed back up to where he formally stood. “Enough tittle-tattle. Now going back to this subject. Many women sadly go mental .

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